You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
