if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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