I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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