He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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