i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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