So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
