he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
