Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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