No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
They took my balls.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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