do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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