butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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