I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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