Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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