LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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