I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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