Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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