CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
