you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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