i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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