It's like a parade of train wrecks.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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