he puts the penis in happiness.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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