can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
