Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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