Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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