I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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