imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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