# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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