Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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