these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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