I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
