I wish I could teleport
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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