why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
