Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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