You're my little dorito
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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