Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
