I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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