I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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