Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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