And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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