okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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