Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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