Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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