nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This baby is an asshole
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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