dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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