I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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