I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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