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say what?
wanna hang out?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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