Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
