Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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