When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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