I think i sorta joined a cult last night
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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