Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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