I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
