there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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