Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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